[oh wow look he's actually at the Stop N Spend... which is decked out for Halloween. REALLY decked out. Jesus. Swindle's standing there, beaming ( Read more... )

Now, it's not usually my place to stick my olfactory sensors in the business of other bots! I mean, who wants someone snooping around in their personal lives ( Read more... )

[Sanjay is standing with his back to the camera. Surrounding him are TONS of weapons. Big fancy bazookas, grenade launchers, and things that are quite literally out of this world. Like... really, where did he get most of this crap? As he speaks, his back is carefully kept to the camera ( Read more... )

Ahh.

There is nothing like an impromptu trip back home to really restore your outlook on life! I feel great.

Now what's this I hear about waging war on the West? Really, I feel left out! Hope it's not too late to join the fun.

Henry! How's the store holding up? You made sure to give Kevin his chips while I was away, right?

( Con Channel, encrypted )

The west coast sure is nice this time of year! Little bit hot, but it's not as bad as some other places I've been - Charr Bujumbura, now there's a scorching hot place! I sure could kick back with a cool drink right now, hah! But business first ( Read more... )

[hi Sanjay. hi very very frazzled Sanjay with no sunglasses, messy hair and bags under his eyes. His hands are clamped over his ears]

[Oh, and his apartment? COVERED in Tribbles. COVERED. And they're all screeching up a storm.]

I only took home one! How come there are so fragging many of them?!

[you can barely hear him over the screaming ( Read more... )

Well, that was a fun little ride, wasn't it? Unfortunately, it's all over, which is, for some people, bad, but for me, it's good! Good for business, anyway ( Read more... )

[the video switches on, and it's 'Sanjay' inside the Stop N' Spend. Oddly enough, he's wearing a polo shirt and khakis, and his hair isn't slicked back, just neatly combed. He isn't wearing his sunglasses either, and it's clear why - his eyes are bright magenta. (this is with dark brown contacts!) Still, he looks genuinely happy here - no slimy ( Read more... )

["Sanjay" is in a well-lit, clean store, humming to himself and doing what appears to be sticking a rather large gun into his suit coat. Oddly enough, there is no evidence that this huge honking uzi is IN there, once he buttons his jacket back up. He turns around, huge purple sunglasses still on, and begins to straighten a few things up, singing ( Read more... )

Well well, I've been settling in nicely. Finally got myself out of that MAC building - not that it's not a nice place, but I prefer something a little classier, a little roomier. You know how it is ( Read more... )